OWWWW! I love that MuddyUm writers create their own verbs.

Like this one:

“Tindering” Should Be a Verb

Your face looks painful. I’m so sorry. I broke a wrist a couple years back on an errant area rug too. In retrospect, that’s why they put those sticky rubber thingies under them, so they don’t slide……. but owwww….I feel for you. I hate growing old, and having my brain think I’m 20 when my body is many decades older chronologically.

And did you read my classic accident story?

And Then My Boob Exploded