This is just hilarious. Just what I needed on this noisy 4th evening in my neighborhood, with all the firecrackers going off. I laughed out loud - which is not always possible with everything I read. Thank you for that.

Also, I often have these same thoughts, but I don't write about them as eloquently as you did here. I think Jimmy would appreciate this fine obit.

Loved Jimmy's cap, too. I hope you didn't spend too much on Daddy's coffin. It looked kinda nice.